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MICHAEL JACKSON 'THIS IS REALLY IT'
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Big
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House, Left For Three Days
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There
were red faces in Channel
Four towers today after a
BB contestant was found dead
in his bed after a massive
heart attack.
The
tragedy was only discovered
Monday morning when the cleaners
came in.
Initial
postmortem results showed
the contestant died at 11pm
Thursday night whilst the
Michael Jackson death unfolded
in the USA.
Big
Brother viewers, who had also
all been diverted by the Jackson
tragedy, failed to notice
that one of the housemates
didn't get out of bed at all
on Saturday or Sunday.
Bastard
Channel Four eventually immediately
suspended the live feed Monday
morning and replaced it with
Michael Jackson videos. Ratings
went up seven million percent.
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Setanta
Pong
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FREE
GUIDE TO INTERNATIONAL MEDIA RIP-OFFS
INSIDE
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Setanta
Sports stopped broadcasting
to England Scotland and Wales
last night after failing to
make contractual payments
to the SPL and Premier Leagues.
However, according to their
website, they seem to be continuing
to broadcast these programmes
as normal in all of their
other territories.
Ergh!
What's this? Huh?
So,
if you subscribe to Setanta
in Ireland or in the USA you
can still get the coverage.
In Australia too. What a load
of old bollocks. Who writes
these media contracts?
A
media historian told this
moanpaper: "The 1.2 million
subscribers that Setanta had
when it went bust was the
exact same number that subscribed
to ITV Digital that pulled
the plug on their football
coverage. I do hope this 1.2
million people are not the
same ones, poor dears. Perhaps
they should stop their whining,
go against their principles
and subscribe to BSkyB after
all."
In
other news: Westminster's
stationary office says it
has run out of black marker
pens for the twenty fifth
consecutive day.
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June
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Less
Morgan
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FREE
GUIDE TO YOUR FINGERS INSIDE TODAY
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Chipper
Piers To Join Blobbendales
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Piers
Morgan, former editor of the
Doolally Mirror and News of
the Hurled, is to join the
Blobbendales the comedy strip
group following his latest
advertising campaign for something
or other.
Oh
Gawd!
Posing
in just his birthday suit
with his embarrassment covered
by a scarlet throw, Perky
Piers is advertising his new
perfume PiersArse.
PiersArse
is said to smell of meat.
It
costs £4.99 from all
good record shops.
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June
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Susan's
Toil
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Susan
Boyle May Never Sing Again,
Says Priory Doctor
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Susan
Boyle, who came to international
prominence after belting out
a show tune while dressed
as an umpa lumpa, was said
to be doing fine last night
despite doctors at The Priory
refusing to tell us how she
was doing, or even if she
was there.
So
we phoned up a Doctor Priory
who told us that it is likely
that Susan Boyle may never
sing again.
He
said: "Ms Boyle may only
be able to sing properly if
she wears dowdy clothing and
lets her eyebrows grow again.
I
am not surprised that it all
fell apart the moment she
started to smarten herself
up."
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Big
Tragedy Brother
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MICHAEL JACKSON
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Big
Brother Tits Out In Heatwave
Shocker Following Death
Tragedy
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The
dead contestant on Big
Brother has now been
removed from the house
after Channel Four suspended
coverage for half an
hour this morning to
allow police to remove
the body that had laid
in his bed for three
days.
A
spokesman for Big Brother
told this news paper:
"A death on the
show is a tragedy but
the contestants know
what they are getting
themselves in for when
they come into the house.
Nobody could have foreseen
the death of legend
Michael Jackson. We
will be paying our own
special tribute to the
fallen contestant in
a typically Big Brother
way: There will be no
eviction this week and
extra alcohol for everyone."
As
the tragedy unfolded
both women and men got
their tits out in the
pool. Phwor... The heatwave
could continue until
October, according to
estate agents.
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June
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Setanta
Poo
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INFLATABLE KATIE
PRICE FOR EVERY
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Setanta
Sort Of Goes Bust
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Setanta
Sports went bust, but
only on mainland UK,
today.
According
to it's website it continues
to broadcast normally
in all of its other
territories where it
claims to continue to
show SPL and Premier
League games.
Whilst
most of their British
victim viewers pay monthly,
some pay annual contracts
and they were told they
wouldn't be getting
their money back. What
a rip off.
Setanta
is Irish: We say get
all your money out of
Ireland now before it's
too late, including
all of their banks.
This is a rip off.
In
other news: MPs
shout at each other
some more.
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Morgan
Maybe
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OF ESOTERIC FLORA AND FAUNA FROM THE MIDDLE
AGES TO 1912 FOR
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Piers
Morgan Picture Is Fake
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Piers
Morgan's latest picture
is a complete fake...
Look
at the shadow under
his chin. Blobby Piers,
15 stone, has a double
chin and it's been airbrushed
out in this picture,
along with his body
which was a male model
and not his at all.
Above
is a picture of the
model, blurred out in
the promo video and
even though you can't
see who it is, it is
clearly not Morgan.
Journalists
speaking at some party
or other told our editor:
"Piers should be
ashamed of himself.
I hope they are paying
enough."
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June
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Lancing
The Boyle
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FROM PLATO TO THE HABSBURG EMPIRE PART
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Susan
Boyle To Team Up With
Amy Winehouse
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International
singing sensation Susan
Boyle is to team up
with fellow former Priory
patient Amy Winehouse
after apparently meeting
the very same doctors,
we can now reveal.
A
doctor from the Priory,
who refused to talk
to us and walked away
when we ran after him,
shrugged as if to say:
"I have made some
calls out to Jamaica
this morning and as
soon as Amy can sober
up enough to stop gibbering
down the phone I will
make the arrangements.
Although Amy hasn't
said anything coherent,
she seems excited to
sing with the fellow
Brit. I think she may
even have stopped drinking
while I spoke to her
which is an improvement."
An
Amy Winehouse and Susan
Boyle duet would be
a smash across the world.
"They could be
the new Little and Large,"
said one music expert.
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